Shelly
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A beautiful woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, "You are perfection, I must have you right now! I'll drop £500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have had my way with you roughly from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her friend on her mobile phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said, "He's an idiot, take it cos when he drops the £500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he even gets his pants down."
Call me back and tell me what happened" the friend says.
An hour and a half later the lady had still not called back so her friend called her,
"Well? What happened?" the friend asked.
The lady said,
"The fcuker had it in 50p's"
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Alex
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this amused me 
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Robin
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that is by far the best plan ive ever heard
where can i get 500 quid in change?
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Butler
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best joke ive heard on here in while 
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myke
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that's quality
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Robbo
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Saw this a few weeks back an it had me in absolute stitches
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Icy
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nice one
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Sam
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leeshez
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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 priceless.
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