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Kyle T
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28th Jan 06 at 00:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking Cnuts at work determined to place blame on other people all the time

Our greyhounds dept recieve race results via a shitty email service provided by clara.co.uk

tonight some of the results took an hour to come through, the head of greyhounds phoned me down in IT asking what was wrong with our system. I told him nothing was wrong, as a was sat there watchign all the shit come through (albeit delayed). He was determined to blame our system, hung up on me in a frump and then mailed out the Friday Nights Dog Log saying:

"Live shows; successful service.
Results: a very bad night indeed and I am convinced the problem lay at our end. Results and receipts from some tracks taking far too long to get here,
same thing happened last Friday I recall.
Had to phone numerous tracks for missing results etc e.g Hull Pboro, Swindon, Sittingbourne, Sunderland, Romford,. Sheffield and Oxford.
CArl Townend imformed of the problem a few times during night.
Most unsatisfactory."

FUCKING DICK couldnt even spell my name right, fucking retarded spanner.
I WAS INFORMED ONCE, and now the entire company management has got that mail, and thinks im a useless prick.

I mailed my Boss, who then replied saying that falsely naming and shaming is out of order however nothing will get done about it.

So to conclude.

I Look like a cunt, nobody really cares, im just ranting - and BARRY POCOCK of the Press Association is a Royal TWAT.

The End.

Cunt

[Edited on 28-01-2006 by Ian]


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Just walk out and never come back...

Write them this letter if you must:

Dear Barry Peacock (for irony)

I will no longer be working for the Press Association. I will not be working my notice and I will no be requiring a reference.

Yours Sincierly, Kyle.
Kyle T
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28th Jan 06 at 00:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



This will get me where?


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On the doll
Kyle T
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28th Jan 06 at 00:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sounds like a plan





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quote:
Originally posted by ed
On the doll


didnt know you could claim dole if you quite your job?
Kyle T
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28th Jan 06 at 00:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What if I killed this motherfucker, served my time and then claimed dole upon release?


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quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
What if I killed this motherfucker, served my time and then claimed dole upon release?


would it not be easier to just email him and say " you contacted me once you cock, "not a number of times", why dont you just chil the fuck out, and stop being a jobs worth"
Kyle T
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28th Jan 06 at 00:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I would love to say that, infact I came close to replying to the Dog Log email (which would go out to the same people as his log) but I've informed my boss, defended my department and ill let the big boys sort it out.

Im not about to go slagging off sport managment to their faces - Ill just do that via my managers


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Kyle T
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28th Jan 06 at 01:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck shit wank.

I reread his email and got so pissed off with it, I replied.

Ive just read whos on the distribution list for the dog log, Im gonna get a right fucking spanking on Monday


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28th Jan 06 at 08:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pwned

whos carl?
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what was your reply?
Kyle T
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Well Ive just got in and read all my mails from throughout the day, the oncall guy mailed back to the log saying that everything that could be done was done, and that I (kyle) followed the procedure perfectly.

My Boss then mailed back with:

" suggest that speculation in the log is not helpful to anyone. The log should contain facts, which can then be investigated and reported on.

I would also add that Technical Support records show that Kyle Townend received two calls from Greyhounds. The first at about 22.30 reported that results from some tracks were slow but getting through. The second, just before the Dog Log was circulated, reported that there had been a serious problem all evening. Kyle had correctly escalated these calls to oncall senior support, though the second was too late for any action to be taken.
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Pocock isn't in today, but ive been told to expect a public apology and disciplinary action against pocock as it is company policy to name departments NOT individuals in logs, especially when falsely accusing someone.

Result


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29th Jan 06 at 06:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Find out where he lives Kyle.

Get round there in a balaclava.

Chloraform that bitch and tie him to a chair.

When he comes round beat him with a bat and spray him with sewage.

Then tell him he should watch his f*cking mouth at work or you'll send the big guns in.
Kyle T
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29th Jan 06 at 06:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Find out where he lives Kyle.

Get round there in a balaclava.

Chloraform that bitch and tie him to a chair.

When he comes round beat him with a bat and spray him with sewage.

Then tell him he should watch his f*cking mouth at work or you'll send the big guns in.


Yes chief. Will do.





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Good - I shall expect a full report and pics.
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29th Jan 06 at 07:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

THIS FUCKING COMPANY.

Its 7:15, Ive been in since 9 last night, and the Early guy phoned sick last night, and my saviour boss did not arrange any cover. so im stuck here until someone turns up

Great. Fucking marvelous


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