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Edd
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24th Jan 06 at 11:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
VALENTINES DAY

Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentines
day card........These are entries to a Washington Post competition
asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least
romantic second line.

1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
d**n, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
Location: Scotland
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24th Jan 06 at 11:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gaz
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24th Jan 06 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
funny as fuck
Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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24th Jan 06 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
last one is good
Kathryn W
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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24th Jan 06 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Brett
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Location: Manchester
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24th Jan 06 at 11:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Some good ones there
Andrew
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Sam
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24th Jan 06 at 18:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Valentine's Day can GTF along with Christmas as far as I'm concerned!
Jake
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24th Jan 06 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Any american 'holiday' can g.t.f

[Edited on 24-01-2006 by jake]
mav
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24th Jan 06 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life


 
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