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SteveW
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10th Jan 06 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
jsut got this joke on email...

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and
take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression
is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend
shouting out cries of...

"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE .. UGH!"

"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!"

"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The
first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I
couldn't even get on the bed."
Ally
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10th Jan 06 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I bet u have that problem all the time snowy
SteveW
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10th Jan 06 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i do.. i really do.

(the getting into bed not the erection problems )
Jason Iles
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10th Jan 06 at 10:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mint
boyracer2002
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10th Jan 06 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha class!!
Kif
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10th Jan 06 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I cryed at that
Corsa E-Tec
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10th Jan 06 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hehe
AJP
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10th Jan 06 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i do.. i really do.

(the getting into bed not the erection problems )


Sorry what
Andy GSi
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10th Jan 06 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heard that one, good tho
Nick A
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Pablo
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10th Jan 06 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tracey sent ya that lol
ed
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10th Jan 06 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I laughed...

My 15 year old sister read it and laughed about 10 minutes later when she got it...
SteveW
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10th Jan 06 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
tracey sent ya that lol


yeah she did
thought the CS peeps might like it

now shes on about hair extentions

 
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