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3CorsaMeal
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Ally did you ever get bummed anywhere at school?
gianluigi
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in y7/8 the boys all used to crowed round a girl on the field so she could show them her boobs fucking skets
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I ate PVA Glue once because I thought it'd taste like carrots.


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Ally
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quote:
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Ally did you ever get bummed anywhere at school?


No i never had any boyfriends in school, all of mine were older

Shame really, however one of the young female PE teachers was banned from the school as she got into some trouble with 2 male 6th formers
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and my IT teacher had a sex change
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Name was Miss Woodgate after ... and still looked like a man
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quote:
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in y7/8 the boys all used to crowed round a girl on the field so she could show them her boobs fucking skets


I went to an all boys school I missed out I hate my mother for sending me there now
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quote:
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Name was Miss Woodgate after ... and still looked like a man


did she still talk with the same voice?
Ally
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quote:
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quote:
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Name was Miss Woodgate after ... and still looked like a man


did she still talk with the same voice?


ummm, yeh just a bit higher.

To be fair if you didnt know she used to be a man you probably wouldnt of noticed.

But no, she didnt look like one of then 'women' off the bounty adverts
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http://archive.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/2000/06/21/243022.html
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I fingered a girl on the sly in a science class

She is the only person I kept in touch with since leaving school and we 'see' each other occassionally
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I once kicked a boy in the balls. He had to go to the Matrons room for a few hours so he could sit down with his trousers round his ankles and an ice pack on his cock.
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i got loads!

me n some mates playing jackie chan running n jumping up a wall to sit on a window ledge about 6ft up... n we got caught and had to do 5 days detention hour a night and was made to repaint the corridor

excluded 5 times for everything possible...
n suspended unknown amounts

being chased by all the lads in year above so hid all one lunch time in a cupboard

'chalking the walls' run white chalk all along the white walls so people cudnt see it and when they walked passed cover there blazers...

slicing slithers off the pritstick in graphics n placing them on our teachers chair, when he sat down all stuck to his trousers n jackets

got hundreds

oh and another time me n mates all shaved our heads for a laugh about a number 1 or 2 n the school excluded us all till it started to grow back it was classed as gangism!

[Edited on 07-01-2006 by AndyW]
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Locked a French teacher in a cupboard for the lesson, we could hear her crying, soon after she went off on sick and never returned.

The lad who used to call me names, he's now emailing me and I left school in 1998
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AH greasemonkey you just reminded me of the fun and pain of self closing doors its well funny til it happens to you.

I was running flat out pushed a door and it bounced right back cause someone had pushed the arm down. almost knocked me clean out

Drawing lines of chalk on peoples back was a big thing at one point until the taylors chalk got banned from the fashion/dress making classes.

I also remember all the petty things like detentions for haveing a too shorter tie and shirts been untucked etc

Also remember a german teacher that couldnt speak too much english and she would just shout and scream in german and broken english at you

and when people laughted it made it worse think she got sacked in the end with the help from our well alright D&T tutor that dropped her in it

[Edited on 07-01-2006 by gavin18787]


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3/4 of the whole year on acid now that was fun day
giving one of the maths teachers a nervous breakdown she never came back
lad in class whipping his chap out on the teachers desk and asking what she thought of it

[Edited on 07-01-2006 by Cole]

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