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RCoughtrie
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Registered: 31st Oct 04
Location: East Ayrshire Scotland
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29th Dec 05 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh yeah... its half cooked but oh yeah... lee i will eat it like i would eat your cock
L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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29th Dec 05 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oooohhh that looks lovely!!

Fry up i think it is
L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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29th Dec 05 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rite im really hungry now, bk in a few mins

[Edited on 29-12-2005 by L33 LEG]
Nic Barnes
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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29th Dec 05 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
off to steal a kiddies packed lunch?
L33 LEG
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Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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29th Dec 05 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
poole
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Location: Sheffield, UK Drives: 2.5 v6 Calibra
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29th Dec 05 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nic Barnes
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29th Dec 05 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
joking
poole
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Location: Sheffield, UK Drives: 2.5 v6 Calibra
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29th Dec 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
here are some names for masturbation to make everyone happy :
Fondle your flagpole
Free Willy
Frost the pastries
Frosting your maple bar
Frying up the corndog
Gallop the old lizard
Gardening with the golden trowel
Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion
Get a date with Slick Mittens
Get the German soldier marching
Get to know yourself
Get your pole varnished
Give it a tug
Give your low five
Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money
Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
Go blind
Go on a date with Fisty Palmer
Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Go the blow
Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head
Goose the gherkin
Grease the pipe
Greasing the three-legged cow
Hand job
Hard labor
Have one off the wrist
Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
Hitchhike to heaven
Hitchhike underneath the big top
Hitting too close to home
Hoisting your own petard
Hold the bishop
Hold the sausage hostage
Holding your own
Hone the cone
Honk your horn
Hosing down the driveway
Hotfooting it to the nearest exit
Hug the hog
Hump your hose
Investing in pork bellies
Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell
Jack hammer
Jazz yourself
Jerk Jamby
Jerk the gherkin
Left to your own devices
Letting the cat out of the bag
Liquidating the inventory
L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
User status: Offline
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