corsasport.co.uk
  Not logged in [Login - Register]  
You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In  

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Random Sh!t


New Topic
New Poll 		  Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Random Sh!t
Gripe
Member
Registered: 3rd Jul 05
Location: Whitby
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Washed the car yesterday, then me and the wife decided to do the last of the crimbo shopping. Drove down my road following a shitty old mazda and turned onto a narrow street. The mazda in front suddenly stopped in the middle of the road so i beeped the horn, nothing happened. Then another car behind me started beeping and again nothing happened. Then a woman who must have weighted over 25 stone, got out of the car, walked over to the pavement, dropped her trousers, squated (sp) and took a HUGE sh!t on the path! I couldnt believe my eyes. She then just pulled her trousers up, got back in the car and drove off. I SOOOO wish I had my phone with me
Bennn
Member
Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or a camera
Ally
Member
Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
where the fuck do you live?
Bennn
Member
Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"random sh!t" - was that title on purpose?
Edd
Member
Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when you gotta go you gotta go
Carl
Member
Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dirty bitch.
Sam
Moderator
Premium Member

Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wow that story gives me the horn...

Seriously though, WTF?!

Were you in some scummy pikey estate or something?
Gripe
Member
Registered: 3rd Jul 05
Location: Whitby
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Area is very good, she cant have been from around here. She cant have need a shit that bad, took her a couple of mins to get it out.

I wish I had my camera, not just to take a pic of her, but of people`s faces as they they walked past
Sam
Moderator
Premium Member

Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OMG!

Didn't anyone stop and say anything to her? Like WTF are you doing you disgusting fat bitch?
Bennn
Member
Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how many wipes?
Sam
Moderator
Premium Member

Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That reminds me of that bit from the Jackass movie where the guy goes and takes a dump in a toilet in that hardware store, right in front of everyone!

He couldn't do it the first time because he shit his pants in the car so he had to do it again later that afternoon!
Gripe
Member
Registered: 3rd Jul 05
Location: Whitby
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bennn
how many wipes?


None
Siberia
Member
Registered: 9th Oct 03
Location: Leprechaun Land Drives : Zafira GSI
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wtf?
Brett
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahaha
shawboy
Member
Registered: 1st Jul 02
Location: Wombwell, Barnsley
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
should have rang cops.
people get fined for pissing in town on nights out.
should double it for shitting in day light on the street.
Ditch
Member
Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tripple it for being a fat cnut shitting in day light on the street.
Kathryn W
Member
Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dirty bitch was she foreign? German maybe
Sam
Moderator
Premium Member

Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
German!
SetH
Member
Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
19th Dec 05 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
tripple it for being a fat cnut shitting in day light on the street.


ROFL
Butler
Member
Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
drax
Member
Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
User status: Offline
19th Dec 05 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shouldda kicked the heffer in the teeth
J.p
Member
Registered: 21st Nov 05
User status: Offline
20th Dec 05 at 00:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl !

me any my mates were walking home one time bout 3 in the morning...
walked round a corner and seen a heffer sittin against a wall.....then we thought she was doing a pish but she got up and ran like fuck pmslll we walked up and noticed she had shit ! wasnt very nice.

and the worst thing was she only stays about 2 mins away from where she was :-|
Andrew
Member
Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
User status: Offline
20th Dec 05 at 01:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Korsa-Kat
Dirty bitch was she foreign? German maybe


Don’t be racist

Bit random like

 
New Topic
New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Random Sh!t 24 database queries in 0.0211611 seconds