leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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50degrees: Southerners turn on their heating. People in Newcastle plant their gardens.
40degrees: Southerners shiver uncontrollably. People in Newcastle sunbathe.
30 degrees: Southern cars will not start. People in Newcastle drive with their windows down.
20 degrees: Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Newcastle throw on a T-shirt. (Girls wear mini-skirts).
15 degrees: Southerners begin to evacuate. People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.
ZERO degrees: Southern landlords turn up the heat. People in Newcastle have last barbecue before it gets cold.
MINUS 10: Southerners cease to exist. People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket.
MINUS 80: Polar bears wonder if its worth it. Boy Scouts in Newcastle start to wear long trousers.
MINUS100: Santa Claus abandons North Pole. People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
MINUS 173: Alcohol freezes. People in Newcastle become frustrated because the pubs are shut.
MINUS 297: Microbial life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of vets with cold hands.
MINUS 460: All atomic motion stops. People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.
MINUS 500: Hell freezes over. Sunderland qualify for Europe
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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an oldie but a goodie.
Never knew what a coat was till I went to London once
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Melville
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Registered: 4th Jun 03
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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It is true what they say about some of the people down South. I go down a lot as my gf is currently working there and half of them think Im stupid for going out without a jacket on.
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Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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according to the scale im allowed to "throw on a light weight jacket" here, minus eleven today.
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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I walk round in a T shirt most of the time
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I walk round in a T shirt most of the time
And naked the rest of the time
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16v Novan
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Registered: 4th Dec 05
Location: oh so lovely cumbria
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haha, southern pansies 
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Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
Location: was newcastle now Sweden
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I walk round in a T shirt most of the time
And naked the rest of the time
and a dress when he leaves the house 
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Corsalad87
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Registered: 17th Jan 04
Location: Trimdon Vill near Durham
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yeah its quite true that!
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