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Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hi everyone my name is Sam and I just signed up to the site.

Please be gentle with me.

Love Sam xxx

L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hi babe

welcome to the mad house

watch out for a memeber called mike, he is an absolute toseer

pics of ur car and ur dick plz?

xxxx
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can't actually afford a car yet, but my dream car is a 1.0 12v Corsa in purple!

I only have a llama at the moment, I'm quite poor.

Would you like a unerect or erect pic?
Andrew
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17th Dec 05 at 00:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hiya Sam

Watch out for this L33 guy
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u thought of kitting up ur 1ltr beast with gsi kit and speedlines? not been done beore but im sure itl look good :tumbs:

erect of course babe, its only right that we match cos iv got rock at the mo
Andrew
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17th Dec 05 at 00:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
hi babe

welcome to the mad house

watch out for a memeber called mike, he is an absolute toseer

pics of ur car and ur dick plz?

xxxx


Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OK you'll have to wait for the penis pic because my boyfriend Cybermonkey or "Comedy Dave" has to make me hard!
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
have u tried lookin at porn to make urself hard. ther is a girl named wendy who does it for me
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wendy sounds like a cool chick. Does she enjoy dogging?
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she enjoys eating by the looks of it
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you think she would eat my sausage?
L33 LEG
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yes, but itl be one hell of a good way to go about it. she is hot stuff,a bit sweaty tho
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I wonder what her sweat tastes like...
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
prawns
Sam
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
L33 LEG
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i like prawns
Sam
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I'm hungry and I want a kebab.

I CBA to drive into Slough to one of the many kebab vans open at present from our delightful Asian kebab vendors.
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dnt like asians
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Any particular variety?
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
theres different kinds?
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 00:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes. Asia is a big place you know...

[Edited on 17-12-2005 by Sam]
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 00:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is it like blackburn?
Sam
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17th Dec 05 at 01:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
L33 LEG
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17th Dec 05 at 01:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats intersting stuff

now, get ur dick out for the off day massive

 
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