leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I know there poo but hey
Mickey Mouse is in court divorcing Minnie.The judge says: "so lets get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because of her bucked teeth?"
Mickey looked puzzled, turned to the judge and said: "i never said that, i said she was f**king Goofy."
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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?
Underlay!Underlay!Underlay!
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A hideously ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons whereupon a man stops her and asks, "Are they twins?"
Puzzled, the woman replies that one is three years old and the other is ten: "Why do you ask?" she says.
The man replies: "No particular reason; I just can't believe someone f**ked you twice!"
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A man has a dog called Minton. Unfortunately, the dog keeps eating shuttlec**ks.
Bad Minton.
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