Tiger
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Usually with funny made up nicknames?
It seems that theres more than the fair share at my place. We seem to have bizzarre conversations and most of them have sayings.
Heres a few:
Pongo - Small man, friendly chap, smells really bad and I dont think he showers. Has hands like badgers paws.
Phil - Real name Ian, we call him phil coz his surname is phillips. loves his playstation and favorite saying is "Alright Bab"
Jugears Jonny - tiny jockey sized chap, huge ears, loves his games consoles, said he was in the army, in fact he was.....as a chef. Wears ear defenders all day and has a raspy little voice.
Cosmic Router - No idea where his nickname came from, uses the router a lot as he is a chippie - looks like a thinner version of elton john.
Goat Herder Ray - Real name Chris - again, his name came from nowhere really, has no front teeth and a huge belly and will start a strange convo off at will.
Ernie - Real name Ian Factory manager, apparently used to be a milkman, hence the name from the song. Tall and thin, shagging a woman from customer services, everybody knows but his wife and her husband. walks round like he's clucking for seed like a pidgeon.
So, theres a few from my work, now tell me some of your weirdos!
Ben.
[Edited on 07-12-2005 by Tiger]
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nik
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Lets hope they don't read CS  I think everybody works with weird people  Life would be boring without them.
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Cavey
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Speedy - Real nane Steve, the slowest person you'll ever meet on a bar, normally smells.
Big A - 6'6 tall, skinhead, used to be a bouncer.
Mini me - Pint size version of Big A, bit of a retard
Piggy - Has very squinty close eyes, like a little pig.
Nemo - Guy called Jim, for some reason has one arm longer than the other, so named after the l'il famous clown fish fella
That's all my imagination can come up with at the moment 
[Edited on 07-12-2005 by Cavey]
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Jake
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twat - is a twat
think thats all.
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Baz-Zico
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JerkJaw - When he talks his jaw jerks really violently
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Tiger
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Another one:
1 Amp - named that because he has one braincell, very possible the thickest person I have ever met. Did the caterpillar at a DJ set with a wooden floor and jumped the vinyl nearly off the decks then yacked because he hardly ever drinks - thinks he is a proper hood boy, walks with the limp and everything, had a rap battle with Von Dog (see below)
Von Dog - another wigga, thinks he's the man, actually quite funny, you have to go along with the act, just joined the TA - now thinks he's in the SAS, drives a j-reg crappy red escort. Smokes at break.
Rock God Dave - In a band, early 50's, like a small and like a barrel with small goaty, very sarky but a great chap, good bassist and has played with lots of famous bands. Welder.
[Edited on 07-12-2005 by Tiger]
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Skylined
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Sweaty Rodge - small, bald, pale faced bloke who apparently sells sweaty ress (resin) to young children
Ray Finkle (AKA Lace's Out) - tall, thin weird boy who always wears a yellow and black biker jacket.
and many many more
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CCA
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Yes, the man who sh*ts himself 
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Charlene
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Well i have a few who love them self and a one that talk a bit slow
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Well i have a few who love them self and a one that talk a bit slow
kids these days....
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Well i have a few who love them self and a one that talk a bit slow
kids these days....
dont get me started about the kids
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Calum1577
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Everyone at my work is weird.
Basra (like the town in Iraq) - Cos his name is barry, also i would like to send him there sometimes.
T-Touch/Tripple T/T-Man - Real name Anthony which shortens to Tony which in my head works out as one of the before mentioned names.
G-man/G Unit/ Baby G - Gordon. Youngest lad at work.
Big G - Gordon (Asst Manager)
Padre/Podders/Pedro Rizzo - Peter (Store Manager)
Monkey - Chris. Called this cos he does a really good Johnny Vegas impression.
Shamu (like the whale) - The cleaner
Shrek - Grant (ginger asst man in training)
Ruthless - Ruth.
Chewy - Lewis (also young lad)
Hug N Kiss - Amanda (A-man-da-hug-n-kiss)
Sir Lums Alot/Mr Lum/Campum - Calum (me)
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Nic Barnes
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they call me tiberious which has nothing to do with anything
everyone is also randomly called louie, george, morris or tommy to which you al have to answer incase they want you
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Sam
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Not weirdos at my work... Just retards!
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Andrew
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Not really, a couple just go into mood mode. Women
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Tiger
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Me personally at work am known as Curly (coz of my curly hair) or Benjimes (which i assume is a way round Benjamin)
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Dav
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Chris, aka 'Ludacris' aka 'Despearate Dan'. He really is unbelievably weird and stupid! And look exactly like Despearate Dan!
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Kyle T
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Coppercock - Real Name Lee. When we're moving departments he always wears tight shorts and rubs his cock while lunging.
Eddie. Real name chris, but has a big head.
Woogy. Real Name Fraser, not a clue about the nickname.
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Adam_B
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we have cheggers, just cos his first name is kieth and woodgate, cos he looks like he was in the army. everyone else is called baz
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Nath
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Pirate - Real name Jason. Looks just like a pirate. Wears a bandana, gold tooth, messy facial hair, even has a limp (we think it might be a wooden leg).
Purno - Surname Purdon, drinks far too much and constantly smells of alcohol
Columbo - Looks just like Columbo, real name Chris.
Action Man - Our maintenance man always struts about with a high vis jacket with harness attached, always carrying some sort of screwdriver or hammer. Real name Nick.
[Edited on 08-12-2005 by Nath]
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dave17
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Yes - my boss
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Pablo
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Yea loads eejits
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Cybermonkey
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polevaulting arab - crazy iranian bloke who murdered someone
pepper - black version of me
Salt - me
cuntfeatures - a real dickhead
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Cybermonkey
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oh me n pepper are also known as lenny and carl
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richysport
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Not weirdos at my work... Just retards!
same at my work
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