JessKate
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I know its a long joke but i thought it was funny!
Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a
table in a tough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders
a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders
start to speculate about the occupation of the suit
Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't
come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume
of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the
toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is
standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get
the better of the builder....
Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate
were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by
profession
Dave: - Oh! What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example.... Do you have a
goldfish at home?
Dave: - Er... mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a
bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Dave: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a
large garden then?
Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town
if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ...
built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house
it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for
yourself and that you are quite probably married?
Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four
children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are
sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
måsturbate very often?
Dave: - Do what? Not me mate!
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Dave: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've
told you about your séx life!
Dave: - That's pretty impressive ... thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.
Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what
he does?
Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Stuart: - What's that then?
Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Stuart: - Nope
Dave: - Well then, you're a wånker.
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
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PMSL  Thats my kind of humour 
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gianluigi
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mazin
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GREG 1
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Looks funny
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poole
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pretty good 
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Tom
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ok spose 
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stinga
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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PMSL ive been trying to find that joke for ages!!! 
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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I thought this was a thread about vibrio.
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