Matt H
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.....as she's decided to leave him.
He says to her "what are you doing?"
She says "Im leaving you, I've heard your a paedofile"
He replies.....
"Ooooooooooooo! Thats a big word for a 10 year old"
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ed
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Your jokes are so good Matt
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Matt H
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Mwah! xxx
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J da Silva
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I suspect you had a text from Smiffie regarding an etch-a-sketch joke Matt?
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Doug
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PMSL
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Matt H
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quote: Originally posted by VenomTurbo
I suspect you had a text from Smiffie regarding an etch-a-sketch joke Matt?
No, but I've heard that one
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Greg W
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Goodun that one Matt
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Charlene
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Russ
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garry glitter is in court and is given a death sentence, the judge asks whether he wants to be buried or cremated, "cremated" he says, "whys that" says the judge, "i want my ashes to go into an etcha-sketch so the kids can still play with me" SHIT I KNOW!
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Matt H
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If he is to be shot he's requested that Peter Crouch be the shooter.....
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Greg W
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y's that Matt?
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ady
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lol mint
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?
coz he cant shoot for shit
[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]
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Matt H
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quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?
coz he cant shoot for shit
[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]
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Greg W
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quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?
coz he cant shoot for shit
[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]
Class.
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mav
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IntaCepta
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quote: Originally posted by Greg W
quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by Greg W
y's that Matt?
coz he cant shoot for shit
[Edited on 02-12-2005 by jake]
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Scott F
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