Jamie Walby
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Just a few funny quotes
Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: Now stop wasting Mel Gibson's time, you little pussy prick.
Stan: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.
Cartman: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.
Stan: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.
Cartman: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!
Stan: Bring it on then, bitch!
Cartman: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.
Cartman: You have rats in your house, too, Kenny?
Kenny: Mm-hm.
Cartman: Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start huckin' rocks at you.
Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
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Jamie Walby
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Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
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Matt H
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He is the man
" I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement. "
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Jamie Walby
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PMSL......
Matt, have you noticed my obsession has gobe from Hoff to Cartman....
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Rus
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pmfsl he is such a legend
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Matt H
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Chef: Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
Stan: Uh, bicycles?
Cartman: Ham?
Kyle: No, not ham, you fat fuck!
Cartman: Screw you! It's ham, isn't it?
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Jamie Walby
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I saw that one
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Matt H
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Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That's why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income
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Jamie Walby
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CARTMAN
One month ago today, this amazing film
opened in theaters. And now, we proud
few gathere here as a people brought
together by its message! Fellow fans
of Mel Gibson, our numbers have grown
and now, together, we have the power
to change the world! Now I believe
we should take to the streets and march
in unwavering support of this important movie
SHLOMO
What a great idea!
MAN 3
It'll be like a parade!
MAN 4
Good idea!
CARTMAN
And as we march for The Pasion we should
also voice our support! So, when I say
"Es ist Zeit für sauberen," you all
chant back "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten."
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Matt H
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Cartman: Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
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Matt H
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Kyle: Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?
Cartman: No, not when money's involved, stupid.
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Jamie Walby
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PMSL
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Kerry
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/sounds.php?season=1&tab=30&sid=f80c95f8f058f63e19f1a271ac549de5
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Lynny
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ginger people have no soul
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vibrio
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why do I feel likeyou could replace Kenny with OJC and cartman would still sound true
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Jamie Walby
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Jason Iles
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@ ross
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