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Author Classic football chants to lighten up the Off day
Nath
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9th Nov 05 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Adaption of the slum song:

You Look In The Bins For Something To Eat
You Find A Dead Rat And Think It's A Treat
In Your Liverpool Slums
In Your Liverpool Slums
You Sit In The Corner
Piss In The Bath
You Finger Your Gran
And Think It's A Laugh
In Your Liverpool Slums
In Your Liverpool Slums
Your Dad's In The Nick
And Your Mum's On The Game
Give Her A Fiver and She'll Blow You Away
In Your Liverpool Slums
In Your Liverpool Slums
You Look At Your Dog In A Frisky Way
You Give It A Fuck And Throw It A Way
In Your Liverpool Slums
In Your Liverpool Slums
Nath
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9th Nov 05 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sung to Rangers and Celtic...

*Cough*

WRONG FUCKIN COUNTRY, YER IN THE WRONG FUCKING COUNTRY, WROOOONG FUCKIN COUNTRY!!!

Also sung at Fernando Ricksen of Rangers (To the tune of the hokey cokey)

You take yer high heels out
You put yer lipstick on
Ricksen is a tranny and he should be called Yvonne
Ricksen is coming out! out! out!

Oooaaaah Ricksen is a tranny!
Ooooaaah Ricksen is a Tranny!
Ooooaaah Ricksen is a tranny, and he should be coming OUT OUT OUT!
Cavey
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10th Nov 05 at 00:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
To the tune of That's Amore by some old guy

When the balls in the goal, it's not shearer or cole,
It's Zamora
Ojc
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10th Nov 05 at 09:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Zamora is crap.
Edd
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10th Nov 05 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Sung to Rangers and Celtic...

*Cough*

WRONG FUCKIN COUNTRY, YER IN THE WRONG FUCKING COUNTRY, WROOOONG FUCKIN COUNTRY!!!

Also sung at Fernando Ricksen of Rangers (To the tune of the hokey cokey)

You take yer high heels out
You put yer lipstick on
Ricksen is a tranny and he should be called Yvonne
Ricksen is coming out! out! out!

Oooaaaah Ricksen is a tranny!
Ooooaaah Ricksen is a Tranny!
Ooooaaah Ricksen is a tranny, and he should be coming OUT OUT OUT!





never heard any of these
RossA
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10th Nov 05 at 10:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Heard the wrong fuckin country one, sing it all the time when Rangers or Celtic play Aberdeen, not heard the Ricksen one, it's a beauty though!!
CorsAsh
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10th Nov 05 at 10:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go down t'pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get abser-lootley plastered,
Then go 'ome,
Beat the wiife,
Cos III'm a norvern basterd!

Sung by a mate of mine (essex boy) whenever Colchester play a northern side
Laura_1.416v
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10th Nov 05 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by douse
You're a scouser
An ugly scouser
Your only happy, on giro day
Your mums out thieving
Your dads drug dealing
Please don't take my hub caps away


lmao
Tom
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10th Nov 05 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fuck me how many of those are directed at scousers suppose you all have to resort to this to beat us...or not

Some piss funny ones there though, traore one is class.
Natty_16V
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Go down t'pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get abser-lootley plastered,
Then go 'ome,
Beat the wiife,
Cos III'm a norvern basterd!

Sung by a mate of mine (essex boy) whenever Colchester play a northern side


that a very old wigan chant :

Gonna go out tonight,
gonna drink ten pints,
gonna get absolutely plastered,
then i'll get home,
i'll beat my wife,
coz am a big fat wigan bastard!

Sang to Arsene Wanker by united fans :

There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets,
and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a fucking paedophile.

Captain Keane is magic,
he wears a magic hat,
when he saw McCarthy,
he said YOU FUCKING TWAT,
you played for millwal and city,
because your are so shite,
but i chose man united coz there fuckin dynamite!
ljames555
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10th Nov 05 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats the story on this one?

Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
Danny H
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10th Nov 05 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he's adopted
M2RTY
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10th Nov 05 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i cant read and i cant write, but that dont even matter, cos i came down from swindon town, and i can drive a tractor

(sang in best accent)

[Edited on 10-11-2005 by M2RTY]
langey
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10th Nov 05 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shit. on. the. cokneys
shit on the cockneys tonight
clap clap
Russ
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10th Nov 05 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
also


Hes big'
hes black
hes had a heart attack
KANU KANU
Nick A
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10th Nov 05 at 18:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your support, your support, your support
is fcuking shit, your support is fcuking shit!!

usually to arsenal fans when chelsea paly them at highbury - they dont do anything
Scott F
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10th Nov 05 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
toon fans to craig bellamy at the blackburn game

"you know you're shit scared of shearer, shit scared of shearer, shit scared of sheeearer"
Nath
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10th Nov 05 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Sung to Rangers and Celtic...

*Cough*

WRONG FUCKIN COUNTRY, YER IN THE WRONG FUCKING COUNTRY, WROOOONG FUCKIN COUNTRY!!!

Also sung at Fernando Ricksen of Rangers (To the tune of the hokey cokey)

You take yer high heels out
You put yer lipstick on
Ricksen is a tranny and he should be called Yvonne
Ricksen is coming out! out! out!

Oooaaaah Ricksen is a tranny!
Ooooaaah Ricksen is a Tranny!
Ooooaaah Ricksen is a tranny, and he should be coming OUT OUT OUT!





never heard any of these


nor me
charcoalgrill
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11th Nov 05 at 00:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Chelsea wherever you may be
You aint got no history
You won the league
You won the cup
We won it all so we dont give a f*ck

sung to chelsea by man u or liverpool?

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