Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
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at my mrs' house at the mo, taken her back home for the night as she wanted to see her parents.
I have just done the biggest smelliest poo i think ive ever done, ive opened the window and sprayed freshener but the smell just seems to linger!
My mrs is in the bath upstairs so its only time before her mum or dad has to go make use of the soiled loo 
what shall i do? 
my option so far is piss off to the pub.
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Bennn
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Registered: 20th May 01
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smoke some crack, that will hide the smell.
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Melville
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Always use the 2 flush method when your at the misses' house.
1st flush when the goods are delivered
2nd flush with the paper work
Ensures that the least smell escapes 
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Scott F
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use some oust it neutralises the odour instead of just masking it
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chris-sri
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To the pub>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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SetH
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ROFL
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Alex
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her mum just went in and came out straight away 
im hiding! looks like im off to the pub!!!
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chris-sri
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Bennn
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
her mum just went in and came out straight away
im hiding! looks like im off to the pub!!!
take it you werent still on the potty when she came in? My mates bird was working in africa for a while and asked him to send her something to remind her of him. He did a massive crap, took a photo of it and posted it to her
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Melville
Always use the 2 flush method when your at the misses' house.
1st flush when the goods are delivered
2nd flush with the paper work
Ensures that the least smell escapes
Sound advice my man
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blebo
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Strike a match in the room
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Bennn
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quote:
Originally posted by blebo
Strike a match in the room
hopefully the smell has gone now unless he shat on the carpet
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Scott F
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quote:
Originally posted by blebo
Strike a match in the room
would look bloody sick if turd vapour was flammable
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richysport
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quote:
Originally posted by Bennn
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
her mum just went in and came out straight away
im hiding! looks like im off to the pub!!!
take it you werent still on the potty when she came in? My mates bird was working in africa for a while and asked him to send her something to remind her of him. He did a massive crap, took a photo of it and posted it to her
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TNM
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Trust me alex leaves going to the toilet to the last second so it will still be smelling in the morning.
I can just hear Stephs mum saying in an Irish accent 'What the fuck is that smell in my house alex!'
But she wouldnt say Fuck!
[Edited on 07-11-2005 by TNM]
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CorsAsh
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no, being irish she'd say "FECK"
Blame the dog. Or the mother, she was the last one in there - just walk in now, shout OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT STINK?? before passing out in the doorway.
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Alex
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i went to the pub  and didnt come back til about 11pm
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