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3CorsaMeal
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3rd Nov 05 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
always seem to end up talking about cars with him and he really does know feck all.

he has changed sparks plugs on car before but is worried about doing on his latest one "because its an automatic"

i was talking about going go-karting and the weight advantage between me (11st) and another mate (probably about 20st) , i said surely the weight advantage is gonna effect it drastically, his reply

"yeah the extra downforce he will have, he will whoop you"

he says u can feel the fuel injection kick in when you accelerate in his car, he always says "yeah its fuel injected so that why its quick" = its not quick

he drives a K-reg, 2.0 8v carlton CD
dave17
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3rd Nov 05 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


i hate people like this
MatthewR
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3rd Nov 05 at 12:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
SAD!
Tom
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Yes a mates dad is the same he's dead proud of his gold granada and every time he talks about it, it's 'a two litre injection' cocks
Nismo
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I went to a garage and the guy told me that rotary engines need rebuilds every 4K and its the pistons that go on them
Andrew
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aww bless him
Jason Iles
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Sam
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3rd Nov 05 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You just can't beat the kick from a fuel injected car!
TNM
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3rd Nov 05 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
I went to a garage and the guy told me that rotary engines need rebuilds every 4K and its the pistons that go on them


I hope you got new pistons in yours nemo















Tom
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3rd Nov 05 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
I went to a garage and the guy told me that rotary engines need rebuilds every 4K and its the pistons that go on them


I hope you got new pistons in yours nemo

















It took me a minute then
Cybermonkey
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3rd Nov 05 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
took me 43 secs
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
took me 43 secs


It's late we'll let you off, if I dug down and carried on, would I reach australia?
Edd
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3rd Nov 05 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no you would reach the earths core and melt
Jamie Walby
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PMSL
Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
took me 43 secs


It's late we'll let you off, if I dug down and carried on, would I reach australia?


you would meet Bishnu the Elephant God, Wibbel the Wonderful Fantastopotomous, and Vibrio The Queer. Then you reach Australia, full of sun and beautiful women

 
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