Shane
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies,
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1, you have to
be single and
2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
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Twiggy
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can some cut it short for me.....
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Haimsey
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Twiggy 
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
cabbie says "I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1, you have to
be single and
2, you must be Catholic."
The Nun fulfils his fantasy
the cab driver starts crying.
"why are you crying?"
"I lied. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
[Edited on 01-11-2005 by Haimsey]
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Matt H
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Its Joff
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Sam
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The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Joff and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
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chris-sri
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quote:
a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
 That made me laugh
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