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Jules S
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News from Yorskhire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."



'The dog pulled my trousers down'
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ROFLAO
Kif
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Thats rank
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LMAO RETARD!!!!
MatthewR
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Thats ILL
John
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
Thats ILL


No its sick.
MatthewR
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er kinda what i was getting at
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
er kinda what i was getting at


Yeah blood touch
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errrrrrrrr dirty

[Edited on 21-10-2005 by Haimsey]


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FPMSL

Marvellous
Danny P
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I know which case i'll be looking at first thing monday
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FPMSL HAHAHAHA
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FPMSL!
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Poor staffy, the other choice must have been a really ugly bitch!
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Funniest thing iv heard in a long time!
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I know people go "dogging" but thats taking it too far
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I know people go "dogging" but thats taking it too far


lmao

 
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