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Mather.16v

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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
User status: Offline

21st Oct 05 at 09:09

BEER VERSUS PUSSY

1 Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
your
teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one
night
and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer.
If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to
Pussy

7 If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
Pussy and
you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One
point
to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it
settles
down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank
it -
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER