mav
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Karen was telling me how a plane from leauchars near us had to ditch in the sea after trouble but she says it was ok as the pilots ejaculated before it went in to sea..
 oh how i laughed and slagged her and told everybody i met
[Edited on 16-10-2005 by mav]
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Dean_H
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lol...
The title should be renamed to (all the time) not sometimes
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mav
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Dean_H
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I could go on and on at the stupid things my misses has said over the past 3 years
Snooker cube instead of snooker cue
etc etc
[Edited on 16-10-2005 by Dean_H]
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
Karen was telling me how a plane from leauchars near us had to ditch in the sea after trouble but she says it was ok as the pilots ejaculated before it went in to sea..
oh how i laughed and slagged her and told everybody i met
[Edited on 16-10-2005 by mav]
FPMSL thats a classic mav
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ajscorsa
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i was out in the car with my mum one night and we were really low on fuel, she said to turn the stereo off so it didnt waste petrol pmsl
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_Allan_
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My g/f asked the other day if I knew the song the football audience was chanting.
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Rob_Corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
i was out in the car with my mum one night and we were really low on fuel, she said to turn the stereo off so it didnt waste petrol pmsl
driving with the stereo on does consume more fuel. Probably not much at all but it does
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mav
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women are great.........
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IvIarkgraham
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maybe he did ejaculate? thought he was gonna die so gave himself one last pleasure
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J da Silva
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My sister said I was 'impatent' once, she meant impatient. Imagine the jokes I had to listen to for months after....
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richard_syko
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least she got sex on her mind 
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mav
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pity i ain't getting any
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stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
pity i ain't getting any
I used to work on those planes at Leuchars
wasn't my fault
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mav
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you sure...
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stuartmitchell
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well there was the one bolt.... ...but it was only small so it doesn't matter
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Butler
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lol a friend of mine was 3 cars behind a lorry which over turned, the car directly behind had to brake suddenly and swerve to avoid it and the girl i know rammed her car up a bank and cracked the bumper, i asked her why she turned off the road and she said it was cos she was scared and thats just what you do . Turned out the driver of the lorry was a woman 
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