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Author Funny Ebay Message
sukhwant
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Q: Hello Sir/Ma, Goodday,how are you doing and your family,hope all is well,if so thanks to almighty GOD. I am highly interested in purchasing your item,when i saw it as an advert on ebay.I want you to know that i am buying the items for my church members in West Africa to replace the ones that got explode by high current of light in the Church Office last two weeks.So i promise to replace it urgently as a matter of fact.I am John Ajala,i am presently in the USA and i will pay you (350 GBP ) for the items including with the shipping cost via Royalmail Special Delivery To West Africa Nigeria and also i will appreciate if you will get back to me immediately with your PAYPAL INFORMATION for payments. .Await your urgent response ASAP. Thanks and God Bless.

A: I sent a message to God who has the answer for you, strangely god answered me and said you are dishonest thieving scum.

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&requested=colonel_jones&iid=6440233796&frm=284&redirect=0&ShowASQAlways=1&SSPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI

gianluigi
Member

Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sukhwant
Q: Hello Sir/Ma, Goodday,how are you doing and your family,hope all is well,if so thanks to almighty GOD. I am highly interested in purchasing your item,when i saw it as an advert on ebay.I want you to know that i am buying the items for my church members in West Africa to replace the ones that got explode by high current of light in the Church Office last two weeks.So i promise to replace it urgently as a matter of fact.I am John Ajala,i am presently in the USA and i will pay you (350 GBP ) for the items including with the shipping cost via Royalmail Special Delivery To West Africa Nigeria and also i will appreciate if you will get back to me immediately with your PAYPAL INFORMATION for payments. .Await your urgent response ASAP. Thanks and God Bless.

A: I sent a message to God who has the answer for you, strangely god answered me and said you are dishonest thieving scum.

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&requested=colonel_jones&iid=6440233796&frm=284&redirect=0&ShowASQAlways=1&SSPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI





scam!!!!!!!
K2 GTi
Member

Registered: 21st Oct 04
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

LOL
sukhwant
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Q: hello seller, i came accross this item on ebay which suits my demand.i need it urgently for my son schooling in nigeria and i cant really wait till the bidding finishes.i will like you to give me the give away price for the item so you can take it off bidding.personally i will afford any amount cos its need urgently and perfectly suits my demand.please payment will be made as soon as you get back to me .thanks.regards


A: I wonder, can you actually read? If the answer is yes then I suggest you go to Nigeria to teach, if not, you won't know if my answer and other answers to similar questions already explain what NO WAY means!

gianluigi
Member

Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

your reply has made my day......so far til i meet up with some little slags later on
gianluigi
Member

Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sukhwant
Q: hello seller, i came accross this item on ebay which suits my demand.i need it urgently for my son schooling in nigeria and i cant really wait till the bidding finishes.i will like you to give me the give away price for the item so you can take it off bidding.personally i will afford any amount cos its need urgently and perfectly suits my demand.please payment will be made as soon as you get back to me .thanks.regards


A: I wonder, can you actually read? If the answer is yes then I suggest you go to Nigeria to teach, if not, you won't know if my answer and other answers to similar questions already explain what NO WAY means!




there's something wrong with these people
AuroraSport
Member

Registered: 5th Mar 05
Location: Norfolk Drives: Audi B5 S4 Avant
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


quote:

Q: Hello seller,I want to buy your item for my wife in other to beg her back, who packed out of my house due to dispute we had,and I heard that she has travelled with his boss to nigeria on a business trip.


hmmmm.....
gianluigi
Member

Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_munky

quote:

Q: Hello seller,I want to buy your item for my wife in other to beg her back, who packed out of my house due to dispute we had,and I heard that she has travelled with his boss to nigeria on a business trip.


hmmmm.....


if you dont want this hassell on ebay, dont sell a mobile phone
sukhwant
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nigeria seems to be a nice place, I may have to visit on my hols next year...
Sam
Moderator
Premium Member


Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
14th Oct 05 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Taken from my laptop auction recently (was only selling ONE laptop):

Hello,
I have been looking for these kind of laptop for a very long time and i came across it on ebay and when i saw you are the owner i had to contact you,i was given a contract from a company to supply them 3,000 pieces and these was the type of laptops that was requested from me and i have searched for it at a cheaper price so i also can have something out of it but have not seen and cos yours is cheap and this is why i am contacting you.So i want you to tell me the buy it now price for these item so i can buy it ,and as soon as i check that the laptops are good then you will have a lot to do for me in getting the remaining 2,999 pieces.
So i want you to send me the total price excluding shipping and the type of payment you require so i can process payment right away,Thanks for your honesty.


 
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