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Author PMSL @ my works new manual handling guidelines (not really that funny)
Tom
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This is a genuine new 'safe lifting - a ten point plan' that's just been passed to all staff in a little leaflet

1. Stop and think.
Plan the lift, where the load's going, the route you will follow, and where you will put it down
2. Check the weight
Lift the edge of the object to get an idea. If it's too heavy GET HELP OR USE MECHANICAL ASSISTANCE
3. Position the ffet
Stand close to the object, feet apart, giving the balanced and base for lifting
4. Adopt a good posture
Squat down with back straight and knees bent, chin tucked in
5. Get a firm Grip
Grasp the load firmly with elbows tucked in
6. Keep the load close
Stand up slowly, lifting with leg muscles and keeping you back straight as you stand
7. Don't jerk
Lift smoothly keeping control of the load
8. Move your feet
Don't twist your trunk when turning to the side
9. During transit
Remember to take rests during transit if you feel you need to
10. Put down
Put the load down smoothly and slowly, bending your legs - position the load precisely after putting it down

It made me realise how fucking sad I am to laugh @ it
gianluigi
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i have whole booklet on that type of thing
drax
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Do you transport elephants for a living?
Half Pint
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you should have simular instructions on you wall for whan shagging a fatty
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
you should have simular instructions on you wall for whan shagging a fatty


Yes these were my thought what a wavelength to be on

I don't understand the trunk thing, maybe the people who wrote it had this whole thing in the back of their mind
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jerk , grip..load..oooft far to sexual.
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
jerk , grip..load..oooft far to sexual.


And trunk

Will you jerk my trunk lawrah and i'll grip you by the ears and shoot my load in your eye
Lawrah
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Remember to take rests during transit If you feel the need to
3CorsaMeal
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Don't twist your trunk when turning to the side
3CorsaMeal
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what a line
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Remember to take rests during transit If you feel the need to




But

Plan the lift, where the load's going in laura's eye
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position the load precisely on my tats
Tom
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Put the load down smoothly and slowly or lay it down thick on fast on lawrah's tats
Jamie Walby
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get my cock out, slap you both round the face with a vigerous (sp) helicopter motion screaming whos the daddy, and making red indian like noises.........
Tom
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Where was that in my manual handling guidelines

I amy suggest they add it

 
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