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Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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5th Oct 05 at 10:03

I'm a training taxidermist and want to try out stuffing your beaver

Got slapped but was worth it

gianluigi

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5th Oct 05 at 10:04

AJP

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5th Oct 05 at 10:13

SteveW

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5th Oct 05 at 10:20

i dont get it

did she have a dead beaver with her ?

Matt H

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5th Oct 05 at 10:24

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i dont get it

did she have a dead beaver with her ?

Matt H

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5th Oct 05 at 10:25

Your thiking of a necrophiliac (sp)

Jason Iles

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5th Oct 05 at 10:27

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i dont get it

did she have a dead beaver with her ?

--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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5th Oct 05 at 11:36

i have a shirt that says...

FCUK
Taxidermist, years of experience in top quality mounting

Pablo

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5th Oct 05 at 13:39

u kids

Edd

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5th Oct 05 at 13:42

i have a t-shirt that says

trainee gynaecolgist

--Dave--

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5th Oct 05 at 13:43

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
i have a t-shirt that says

trainee gynaecolgist

this would donate that you are not that good at it and need guidance?

No wonder the ladies sneer

Edd

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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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5th Oct 05 at 13:45

no this would DENOTE

that i need pussies to train on

are you free

--Dave--

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5th Oct 05 at 13:47

I just dealt with an enquiry about making donations through someone's pay

hence donate instead of denote PMSL

Yes you can train on me if you like, i'll go shave now shall I?

Edd

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5th Oct 05 at 13:48

no i like hairy,gives you friction burns

SetH

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5th Oct 05 at 13:48

how was it the best chat up line if he got slapped??

--Dave--

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5th Oct 05 at 13:50

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
how was it the best chat up line if he got slapped??

this is true.

I like:

"Give us a kiss"

and

"get your coat love you've pulled"

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