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SteveW
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5th Oct 05 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i know its down to the director making it more "scary" but TBH some of the stupid shit people do in horror movies is just crap

like Dawn of the Dead when that black dude and his zombie wife and he wants to care for the zombie baby cos he has some serious attitude problem and ends up shooting that old lady.. STUPID

Wrong Turn where they have the "mountain men" that kill those people who crashed their car. could they not use their mobiles and call for help ? i know they did get a message out and the copper got an arrow through the eye for his troubles.. but why didnt they roll in the national guard for those "mountain men"


seems to be a lot of stuff that the directors really dont give the viewers any credit for.. most of the time you think "i really wouldnt go near that old spooky looking house with the funny light comming out of it"

just my random thought of the day
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5th Oct 05 at 11:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

exactly!house of wax for example,would i fuck be walking about some old wax works in a town i'd never heard of!!
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Paris Hilton is a douche
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like in Ghostbusters, who thinks of marshmallows in a time of crisis?

fat people do not answer....

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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
like in Ghostbusters, who thinks of marshmallows in a time of crisis?

fat people do not answer....




not quite what i was getting at but close
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not sure the police new about the 'moutain man' in wrong turn.

or did they?
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cant remember.. only watched it twice.

they old guy at the shop knew about them
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know what you mean though.

Like in the Grudge where there's funny noises coming from the stairwell and the security bloke goes to check it out...

WTF!!

RUN AWAY YOU DUMBASS!! Surely you've seen this $hit before!!?
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i know why does eric still eat the banana even tho he no's he will turn into bananaman!!
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he does is so that he CAN turn into bananman...
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The thing that gets me the most about horror films or just scary scenes is when people walk into the room.

Now i don't know about you peeps but if i am walking into a room and it's dark I turn the blooming lights on!!
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watched land of the dead film last nite, its crap how cna zombies pull a human apart that easy
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thats why nightmare on elm street is a classic...u cant help fallin 2 sleep
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becuase if they wern't all so stupid no-one would ever get hurt and it would turn into a chick flick or some shit
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so we've come to the conclusion that you need stupid people in horror films to make them gory
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you applied yet dave?
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run bitch ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
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or stupid people 2 watch them
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quote:
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you applied yet dave?


yes, just the other day in fact. Failed to get in though too clever apparently.
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I always shout when we watch scarey films ... like why the fuck when they have to do somthing, they always choose the most obvious thing to do? EG, in a haunted house ... i would run straight out. But in a film they will walk slowlllyyyyyyyy upto a door ... slowwwwwllllyyyy push the door open ... walk into the room in pitch black (why not try and find a light?!?!?!?) walk into the room ... then BOOM somthing happens!

predictable!
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its almost getting to the stage that i dont want to pay to see any more horror movies as they are all the same.. just a different thing/person trying to kill stupid people
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And why do they never check the bad-guys are really dead? I mean if something like that attacked me I wouldn't stop until their body was spread across a pretty large area
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quote:
Originally posted by Tim
And why do they never check the bad-guys are really dead? I mean if something like that attacked me I wouldn't stop until their body was spread across a pretty large area


totally
dont stop until they are a smear on the floor

 
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