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ed
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30th Sep 05 at 00:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And put a condom on your face just in case... My Mum gave me a pack of 24 Durex extra strong, I have plenty... She must think I'm a right whore!
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It's fun to put one over your head, below your nose and above your mouth, so you breathe in through your mouth, exhale through nose, and it inflates round your head like a spacemans helmet.

Friend of mine did that on a ferry, scared lots of children.
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My head is abnormally large, I cannot preform that task
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Until it goes bang, i'd imagine that to be unpleasant.
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have to take care not to get spermicidal lubricant in your eyes either
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Nasty
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theres only one eye it doesnt matter for, and that's not on your face.
ed
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You have 3 eyes
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yes, yes i do... though one is blind.
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CorsAsh
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and on that bombshell

I'm gonna go get some sleep. Seeing that pic of steve made me feel tired (not horny, randy, moist or anything you might like to misquote me on).



Ed - give pothead a good night kiss and grope from me
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Have you got a special stick for it?
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yes, I feel my way along by tapping the end of it on the ground.
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LOUD NOISES!!!!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!


stop fartin!
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