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Author text from my drunk mate..
Smiffie
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   30th Sep 05 at 01:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

" u know ur a gud m8 to me!
so just wanna know if you have any trouble ever i will be 100% behind you no matter wot"



he means well hehe

i replied promising if anyone ever caused him trouble i would break their jaw

please share any other funny or interesting texts recieved from drunken pals
Twiggy
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30th Sep 05 at 01:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i cud knock u out!
ed
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30th Sep 05 at 01:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yea, I got one...

"Hey ed, we are in the main bar to the left by where you come in X"
Nath
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30th Sep 05 at 01:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Yea, I got one...

"Hey ed, the guy in the toilet offering aftershave wants to wank you off again"


sick
Twiggy
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Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
Yea, I got one...

"Hey ed, we are in the main bar to the left by where you come in X"


rubbish
Nismo
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I sent one before

Was sumit along the lines of:

"I fcuked your sister last week , and if i wasnt so drunk i would have terrerised her tonight too"

never went down to well
Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out!


also complete rhubarb
Nath
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30th Sep 05 at 01:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
I sent one before

Was sumit along the lines of:

"I fcuked your sister last week , and if i wasnt so drunk i would have terrerised her tonight too"

never went down to well


Twiggy
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30th Sep 05 at 01:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
I sent one before

Was sumit along the lines of:

"I fcuked your sister last week , and if i wasnt so drunk i would have terrerised her tonight too"

never went down to well


i hope richsport sees the funneg side!
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out!


also complete rhubarb


bring the custard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nath
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30th Sep 05 at 01:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out!


also complete rhubarb


bring the custard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What no ??
Smiffie
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30th Sep 05 at 01:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out!


also complete rhubarb


bring the custard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i'll wip you up some fresh cumtard
Twiggy
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30th Sep 05 at 01:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

emmmm custard!
Tom
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30th Sep 05 at 08:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I am the king of pissed up texts
Pablo
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30th Sep 05 at 08:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Im not bad at this game either
Demo
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30th Sep 05 at 08:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im a serial drunken love txter

[Edited on 30-09-2005 by Demo]
gianluigi
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30th Sep 05 at 08:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"im soaking wet and ready for you here"

 
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