SetH
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I remember my old science teacher in year 10, he had pedo type glasses and slicked gelled hair, effectively he looked like a bender and all the kids in the school labelled him as one.
anyway over the months during classes he would get the odd insult lobbed at him every now and then but he used to ignore it.
Cant remember exact details but one day he said something like, "you should be more like me."
I was like "whats that then? more like a bender you mean?"
Everyone pissed themselves and he was right i want a word with you. he took me to the back room, my mates shouted out "your gonna get bummed" 
He sat me down and gave some really long lecture on homosexuality which i kind of turned off to. Towards the end he said to me "im not homosexual, but when you shout homosexual comments at me you are offending everyone in that room that is a homosexual"
At this point you could have heard a paper clip drop, i was stunned to hear those words, i mean we were 15yr olds and he had just told me that there were benders in our midst. he then made it worse by saying "now you think about what ive just said" and then staring at me like a pedophile in mothercare.
I returned to the classroom a very worried 15 yr old boy.
* Note, although a true story this post is for entertainment purposes, i am not in anyway homophobic and i fully support equality between homo and hetero sexual people *
so adam dont get any ideas about visiting the bin.
[Edited on 23-09-2005 by SetH]
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Twiggy
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I had a maths teacher that was ex army and had a spacky arm after a motorbikr crash..... 
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Kyle T
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German Teacher, she had a ginger hairy back that came through her stringy tops.
fuckin sick
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SetH
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PMFSL!!! man thats hideous
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Kyle T
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your not kidding.
See the other post about school and mean kids to see how we treated her
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by m0nDe0
German Teacher, she had a ginger hairy back that came through her stringy tops.
fuckin sick
i also had a minging french teacher who used to scatch her muf!!
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SetH
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this gave you hard ons! 
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Ludacris Turbo
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We had a french teacher called Mrs Hoyle, we all used to ask her if her first name was Fanny
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
this gave you hard ons!
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Ludacris Turbo
We had a french teacher called Mrs Hoyle, we all used to ask her if her first name was Fanny
In a Sheffield accent thats even funnier
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Ludacris Turbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Ludacris Turbo
We had a french teacher called Mrs Hoyle, we all used to ask her if her first name was Fanny
In a Sheffield accent thats even funnier
No one else get it?
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Twiggy
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nooope!
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
nooope!
your joking, i even got that one
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