Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by Charlene
This didnt happen at school but at home with me brother
He proper was crying over me having hes toy so i chuiked it at him and cracked both hes front teeth 
Also over roller blades, he was wanting them off me so threw them at him and just missed hes eye and cut just above it
chav
well i must of started young then 
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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It was my last R.E leason & she said we could take our books home, i thought fook that & set it on fire chucked it out the window. Well it the fire got pretty big for a small text book & lots of smoke was coming in the window, so i jumped out & tried to put it out . The fire alarms started going off & the whole school was out on the plain field, i was shitting it, my mate said don't worry you wont get caught. What did he know i fooking got caught because the fire did'nt burn my bloody name off . Got sent to the head of year & he said tell me who did it so i grassed on my mate feel quite bad about it know tho as we are still mates
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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Locked my old English Teacher "Jesus" in a cupboard for a Lesson, He was none to impressed when he came out and sent all the boys outside. He then eliminated the geeks, then the people he thought were least likley to have done it. Then we all said nothing and he couldn't prove shit
Stinkbombs 
SmokeBombs
Used to have this mug of a Tech teacher. He always wore this perfectly white 3/4 length Apron. He thought he was the daddy of carpentry . We all got our fountain pens out and started flicking them up his back . He took off the apron and hung it up. Walked back past it and it was covered in Blue ink splaters, He went fucking Spare
Spent a entire science lesson licking 9V batterys to see if we would "Learn to like the taste". 
"Accidently" tipped a big lump of Sodium into a huge bowl of water. It went wizzing round then stuck to the side and blew the side off the tank - Water everywhere PMSL
Drunk Strongbow in break and got caught 
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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I get ribbed for turning a quite timid lad into a nervous wreck, I deny it but I know they're right. 
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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I was in Chemistry once and we had test wooden tube holders like clothes pegs that clipped on to the test tube, they were counted out and back in, there was one missing and the teacher wasn't going to let us go for lunch until it was in. We all waited about 10 minutes and no one ended up, so he went to sit down but when he turned around it was hanging off his jacket.
The same guy got apple cores in his hood every time he was on break duty.
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Put a cheese pasty in the bottom of some lads at the end of term, we came back 7 weeks later and it was still there
He stank like fook!
Also took the screws out of German teachers desk one at a time over a couple of weeks, till it colapsed and smashed some German ornament or somat.
Release crickets into German - head of yr 10 threatened to cancel sports day if someone didnt own up, so we grassed in pasty boy.
locked German in store cupboard for a bit, we then unlocked it, she rammed the door, fell and cracked her head on something then ran off crying
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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we blew some arabs up with dynamite in France, i shit you not this really happened i was 12 at the time.
We also set fire to an industrial mining ship in france, again when i was 12, again this really happened.
My brother was making a sandwich in the kitchen once, for absolutely no reason at all i ran up to him with a knife and gave him a slice down his hand. still dont know why i did this.
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