Pablo
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One good reason not to flirt!
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume
and
away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without
pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband
didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So
she
joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting
around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and
being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got
into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his
outrageous
behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good
time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Di d you dance much?" He
replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there,
I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room
and
played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing
that
costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To
which the
husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently
he
had the time of his life."
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Meat-Pie-SRI
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--Dave--
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PMSL
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K2 GTi
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lol 
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Charlene
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Ojc
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Excellent
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luisa
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old 
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by luisa
old
no shit, hence the tittle
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Blue
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Funny shit
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SteveW
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ming ming ming
but still
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AJP
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mmm family lovin
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Tom
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FPMSL that's ace
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Jason Iles
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SHE MADE LOVE TO HER DADDY  :
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Rus
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bitch got what she deserved
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Haimsey
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Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Carr
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Actually not heard that before and didn't see that ending coming.
Incest the game the whole family can play though eh
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Icy
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old but sick but funny
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Nath
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Never heard that before
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SetH
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not hear it either, PMSL
pablo
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