Cybermonkey
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Please post your fave quotes here
Dr. Kelso: Here at Sacred Heart, I like to think that our patients choose our hospital not only because I leak vicious rumors about competing hospitals to the press, but also because when they see one of our doctors they think, Now that's a professional!
Elliot: Um, I don't think I look unprofessional.
Dr. Kelso: I've let this whole new look thing slide the last few months, but now that your colleagues are beginning to complain I'm going to give you the same advice I give my son every morning. Lose the makeup! Get a haircut! And stop using my razor to shave your fun zone!
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SteveW
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i love that show..
when the Janitor wanted a new uniform like a super hero.. and he gave him that baby blue thing was classic
also with the 3 scooters when they were like a "Team"
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Cybermonkey
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LMAO i just finished watching My balancing Act, this quote had me in stitches and woke everyone up
!Dr. Cox: How'd you drop the on it this time, and don't tell me you cried or I'm gonna have you banned from the men's room again.
J.D.: I was just so excited about what we were doing here last night, I just forgot all about our date.
Dr. Cox: You didn't forget, you kept looking at your watch, I saw you. I just naturally assumed you were just afraid of missing Judging Amy. It never occured to me that you were choosing work over being with that sweet little biscuit you stupid piss-ant.
J.D.: You know that means a lot coming from you mister, right here with me two hours after his shift also and last Monday night too... guy.
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: You heard me.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, what are you sayin'? That you wanna be like me? Understand that I just barely wanna be like me."
[Edited on 19-09-2005 by Cybermonkey]
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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PMSL
Lisa: [after kissing J.D] Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?
JD: Actually, it's a roll of quarters.
[Takes out the quarters]
JD: Laundry day.
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
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scrubs is fucking ace.
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greycorsa
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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Cant remember their name #1 : What is it with all your sexual innuendoes?
Cant remember their name #2 : In YOUR endo 
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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Carla: Dr Cox... why is your mouth red?
Dr. Cox: Duct tape, two hours in a morgue drawer, don't piss off the janitor. End of story.
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
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Dr. Kelso: Dr. Cox, did you get my memo stating that residents should wear their lab coats at all times?
Dr. Cox: Yes I did. At first I just threw it away, but then I thought, that's not grand enough a gesture; so I made a model of you out of straw, put my lab coat on it - with your memo in the pocket - and invited the neighborhood kids to set fire to it and beat it with sticks.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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well done Carly, top of Google
http://www.listology.com/content_show.cfm/content_id.12140
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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See my sig...
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RS6
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
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love scrubs best comedy show out!  roll on next pay day so i can buy the box sets!!
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
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Kelso: Thanks i owe you one
Dr.Cox:[voice-over] MUST RESIST URGE TO RUB IT IN HIS FACE... MUST RUB SOMETHING IN SOMEONE'S FACE.
[turns to an unconscious patient]
Dr.Cox: So how's that coma going for ya there?
Dr.Cox:[Voiceover]ahhh much better!
watched that one the other day FPMSL
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