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Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
User status: Offline

6th Sep 05 at 15:12

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn
to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough
slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was
friends."

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
User status: Offline

6th Sep 05 at 15:14

lol

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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6th Sep 05 at 15:14