SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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1) They shit in my garden all the time, do the owners come round and clear it up? do they fuck.
If my dog went in their garden and shat then they would be banging on the door going mental.
2) they walk all over my car, when polished they slide all over it then dig their claws in the little fucks. they wander around my garden etc.
If my dog went in next doors garden they would probably call the police.
3) At night they are outside getting fucked by the local tom cat, and they make that noise that sounds like a baby crying. wakes me up all the time, makes me want to go out and skin the fuckers.
basically IMO cats and their owners are the ultimate piss takers, all the non owners have to put up with their shite and theres nothing we can do.
heres one for you, if your dog shits on the pavement you have to clear it up or get fined a grand. IF a cat shits its a different story, and yes cat shit can make little kids blind.
so lock ur cats up cos tonite im out with a big fuck of kahuna butchers knife.
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robtj
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Registered: 3rd Dec 03
Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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rofl
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I wouldn't miss them 
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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fuck im gonna dress up as the emperor, u will see a sinister fucker in a black cape with a red lightsaber chopping the furry little fucks up, then i will post the remains of said feline cnutfucks into the owners letter boxes.
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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any heffer pussys about ?
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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HOORAY!!!!!
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