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Author FAO Craig W (now without jimmiecock)
Cybermonkey
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31st Aug 05 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your stories fcuking crease me up, the one about the fcuking JW is mazin

good work fella
richard_syko
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U2U more appropriate
Craig W
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All my stories are true.

Did i ever tell you about...
jimmiemac99
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Top bombing Craig Your the best We LOVE YOU
Cybermonkey
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got any knife stories?
jimmiemac99
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
U2U more appropriate


Tis what I said to start with
Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
got any knife stories?


Not really, the only recollection of a knife memory was one time i was having a dump and instead of reading the paper i was playing with one of my knifes. I was spinning it in the air trying to catch it by its handle each time. After a few successful attempts my luck ran out and the tip of the blade caught my leg. After i'd cleaned the blood up i put the tissue in the toilet and called my parents upstairs to have a look in the pan - i told them my arse had been bleeding and it got me a day off work.
--Dave--
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ROFL
Tom
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FPMSL
Simon
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lmao
richard_syko
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Fucking sick

but funny
Craig W
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How is it sick, when taking a dump you have valuable time on your hands and you're limited as to what you can do. Masturbating is out of the question, i tried that once but the vigorous pounding motion forced my bum cheeks to grate together which in turn produced a very messy affair indeed.
richard_syko
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espically if the rubber have gone on the bottom of the seat
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
How is it sick, when taking a dump you have valuable time on your hands and you're limited as to what you can do. Masturbating is out of the question, i tried that once but the vigorous pounding motion forced my bum cheeks to grate together which in turn produced a very messy affair indeed.


you obviously haven't mastered how to woop have you...
Tom
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Woop never tried never will
Craig W
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When you have a large love muscle it's a 2 handed affair which requires effort. It's no finger and thumb job. Masturbating on the toilet will give you brown bum cheeks.
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
When you have a large love muscle it's a 2 handed affair which requires effort. It's no finger and thumb job. Masturbating on the toilet will give you brown bum cheeks.


not if done correctly. You need to train your bum muscles to a certain degree so that you can pooh and w4nk at the same time without getting shoot on your cheeks.

I tell thee it is great. Better than the warm feeling you get when you've been stabbed and bleeding to death
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Woop woop
Cybermonkey
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LMAO at this post
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