SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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wtf is it with grantham, full of fuckign hill billy inbreds.
was in maccy d's car park and see this old woman walkign around the car park like a resident evil zombie. Didnt think much of it thought it was someones gran or some shit. Anyway the old dear bends over, and shes like bent down for about 2 mins, when she stands up straight again shes got something in her hand. I can see shes holding a fag butt, so im like wtf? maybe shes some kind of cleaning wench. She goes over to the bushes and comes out with another fag butt?!?!?
Anyway it comes over to my fuckign car, im actually crapping myself cos it looks like the fuckign gran out of texas chainsaw massacre. Anyway im sitting there with my window down eating my burger and its stands next to the car. Im like feeling hungover and a bit quiet today or i might have done some castor troy shit on her mongoloid ass. Anyway it stands there for like 2 mins right next to my door then it reaches into my car  and goes do you want some its nice? shes got a fag butt in her hand, im like for some reason really polite and say "nah, your ok thanks". So she turns around and goes have you ever tried it? like shes describing a drug or something. IT then asks me for a light and this is when i see it only has two teeth, and both are like yellow/black. I tell it i dont have a light, then do my window up and reverse backwards very quickly as im shiting myself
On the way out she goes up to this poor lad whos sitting there with his door open and kinda like tries to get into his car
WTF do they put in the water at grantham?
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Sam
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FPMSL! 
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Jake
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piss i think. No good can come from macdonalds car park. Similar thing happened to me near macdonalds. Woman knocks on my window asking for a lift and was a blatent skag head i say no and tell her to go and ask the bloke parked further down from me
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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eughhhhh
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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still maccy d's?? rough! 
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Sam
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BTW - any pics?
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
BTW - any pics?
I was too busy shitting myself, guess i shoulda took some, or maybe stayed and watched the fate of that poor lad, she probalby tried to bite his face of or something.
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
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so how did she nearly kill you?
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
Location: Oxfordshire
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save water, drink your own piss
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Graham
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grantham = nut house
everytime i go there i get scared by everyone and everything that strolls around 
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham
grantham = nut house
everytime i go there i get scared by everyone and everything that strolls around
Sounds a bit like Oxford city centre at any time of day/night... 
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