leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Proberly be a repost
a) Innovative
c
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're
drunk
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
zero co-ordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the
street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know
you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward
in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its
just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly
wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I
fell
off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good
sleep in that hedge.
o) I really believe in prohibition.
p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city center wants
to see my bare ass.
q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've
only known you for a few hours.
r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and
have wonderful personalities.
s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my
shoes off and walk all the way home.
t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila..surely
that would be no good for my insides.
u) Me? go for a pee in the mens room because the ladies
queue is too long? I don't think so.
v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed
so I don't have a hangover in the morning.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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 This is so me
q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only known you for a few hours.
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jimmiemac99
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Registered: 24th Dec 04
Location: Carterton, Oxfordshire
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Hahahahahahah  Love it!
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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i got stuck saying the first one, sober  
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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Baz-Zico
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Registered: 15th Jan 03
Location: Glasgow, Renfrewshire
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I got stuck on Preliminary in work the other day LOL took me ages to get it right
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
Location: Oxfordshire
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haha i like it
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