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Author Thurs Mornin Joke
boyracer2002
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Two Nuns, Sister Lynda and Sister Helen are travelling through Europe in their car.

They get to Transylvania and have stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto

the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Lynda. "What shall we do?"

"Switch the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Lynda switches them on, knocking the little Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Lynda turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams and the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.



"Now what?" shouts Sister Lynda.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Lynda.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f *** off the car!"


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hang your head in shame
Charlene
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lmao
Edd
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i liked it
Tom
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OMG what a pile of shit
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
im laughing but its a laugh of pitty for your poor joke
Andrew
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TNM
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