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Twiggy
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25th Aug 05 at 09:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sell ur car and dont tell her what ya getting!
Adam-D
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25th Aug 05 at 09:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

charge her petrol
Sam
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25th Aug 05 at 09:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Fuck that let the fat bitch walk she needs to loose weight anyway


Blue
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25th Aug 05 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pump her rectum
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Blue
Pump her rectum


He might get trapped in her forever...
Doug
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25th Aug 05 at 09:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If you see her walking to work then pull over and give her a lift, But drive like an absolute physco, get severe road rage and scare her to the point where she wee's herself

That way she wont ever ask for a lift again
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25th Aug 05 at 09:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What if that style of driving gives her the horn?
Doug
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25th Aug 05 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Then bring out your pot noodle horn and blow it repetedtly in her face untill she gets the message and gets out of the car, It might take time. But she should get the message as those things are fookin loud!

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