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L330wnz

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Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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22nd Aug 05 at 16:23

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit

5. Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great
to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride

7. You're in your car and you see a chav on a bike, why should you
try not to hit him? It might be your bike

8. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? One's thick
and hairy, the other's a coconut

9. What's the first question at a chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it

11. Two chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar

13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a Big Mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand.

15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll
screw anything.

19. What do you cal 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some
uvver bleeders job innit"

21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot
to close the Nova's window in the car wash.

22. Why did the chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random
stranger for no reason whatsoever

23. What do you call a chav at college? The Janitor

24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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22nd Aug 05 at 16:31

Everyones had enough with chavs. They are no longer a funny thing to talk about.

CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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22nd Aug 05 at 16:39

please can people stop posting this, i beg you

Dione J

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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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22nd Aug 05 at 16:47

Can i get a.................RREEEEEEEEPOOOSSTTTTTTT

Alex

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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22nd Aug 05 at 16:48

*cries*

CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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22nd Aug 05 at 16:52

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
*cries*

I share your pain

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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22nd Aug 05 at 18:51

I feel so young again this was here years ago

Haimsey

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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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22nd Aug 05 at 20:00

quote:
Originally posted by CCA

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
*cries*

I share your pain

pain is a bit of an understatement

Marcy Marc

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