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SetH

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21st Aug 05 at 21:47

I think it goes without saying that the orignal master in the ways of pressing the flesh on a fat chick was Adam Kindness.

When adam met a pert bird he retired and the mantle was passed down to me. Well after my encounter with a size 8 hunney the other night and recent counselling, i no longer have a desire to errect scaffolding around kangeroo pouches to access the flange bits.

I am therfore giving up heffers forever.

Someone needs to step forward and become my padawan and learn the ways of chubby loving.

CorsAsh

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21st Aug 05 at 21:57

I nominate dave17

SetH

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21st Aug 05 at 22:05

32 views and 1 reply, fuck me im controversial

CorsAsh

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21st Aug 05 at 22:07

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21st Aug 05 at 22:15

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
32 views and 1 reply, fuck me im controversial

Weird more like.

SetH

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21st Aug 05 at 22:19

thanks

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21st Aug 05 at 22:20

You shouldn't encourage people to be fat by fucking them

Carl

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21st Aug 05 at 22:20

I'll happily let someone other than me take the raines. Not into heffers at all.

Ian S

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21st Aug 05 at 22:58

surely one of the lot that always kissed shellys arse would do it?

[Edited on 21-08-2005 by Ian S]

Sam

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22nd Aug 05 at 07:41

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I think it goes without saying that the orignal master in the ways of pressing the flesh on a fat chick was Adam Kindness.

When adam met a pert bird he retired and the mantle was passed down to me. Well after my encounter with a size 8 hunney the other night and recent counselling, i no longer have a desire to errect scaffolding around kangeroo pouches to access the flange bits.

I am therfore giving up heffers forever.

Someone needs to step forward and become my padawan and learn the ways of chubby loving.

Can I apply for the job? I feel I have suitable experience!

Cybermonkey

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22nd Aug 05 at 07:42

quote:
Originally posted by Ian S
surely one of the lot that always kissed shellys arse would do it?

[Edited on 21-08-2005 by Ian S]

that was Samual

Sam

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22nd Aug 05 at 07:45

I never got a chance to kiss her arse...

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