Antz
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WTF was you doing shavin the end of your cock for????
[Edited on 09-08-2005 by Antz]
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corsa_fella
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i have to sit with me legs wide open, and i now walk like john wayne
the worse thing is the misses has just got back from st.tropez with some extremely naughty undies!
but it seems me ol boys gonna be out of action for a while
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Tom
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Bet she thinks you've been out shagging diseased hoes while she's been away and are currently getting rid of the clap 
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quote:
WTF was you doing shavin the end of your cock for????
i wasnt i'd just finished doing my nuts, and started doing abit of under cock trimming, and me mobile went off outside the shower which made me jump where i was concentrating so much, end result-slash to the helmet and prematurely nearly said goodbye to mr,banjo string
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AndyW
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corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet corsa_fella gotta hairy helmet
Cousin It Cock
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corsa_fella
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Tom
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Don't worry mate I didn't laugh either 
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Antz
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Alfred It-Cock
[Edited on 09-08-2005 by Antz]
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
This thread is giving me vinegar face
FPMSL
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...ian...
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at this thread
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Mikorsa16v
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
quote:
WTF was you doing shavin the end of your cock for????
i wasnt i'd just finished doing my nuts, and started doing abit of under cock trimming, and me mobile went off outside the shower which made me jump where i was concentrating so much, end result-slash to the helmet and prematurely nearly said goodbye to mr,banjo string
Yeah I did that quite a while ago now, it fecking hurt, felt it snap thought the gf came on the blob but after much confusion found me old nobber is never going to be the same again
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Mikorsa16v
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oh yeah her bed is now blood stained to fuck
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Sam
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PMSL @ this thread!
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corsa_fella
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tis not funny, as a result of my lil fetish, i cry every time i need as slash!
ive had to coat in in half a ton of vaseline !
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corsa_fella
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as the sloganiszer webpage will tell you
"«shaven cock is your safe place in an unsafe world!»"
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
tis not funny, as a result of my lil fetish, i cry every time i need as slash!
ive had to coat in in half a ton of vaseline !
Matt regulary has to do this anyway 
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
tis not funny, as a result of my lil fetish, i cry every time i need as slash!
ive had to coat in in half a ton of vaseline !
Matt regulary has to do this anyway
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Robbo
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Originally posted by CCA
Have you ever noticed how paper cuts dont hurt until you notice that its happened then it stings like a biatch
Yesh 
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
quote:
WTF was you doing shavin the end of your cock for????
i wasnt i'd just finished doing my nuts, and started doing abit of under cock trimming, and me mobile went off outside the shower which made me jump where i was concentrating so much, end result-slash to the helmet and prematurely nearly said goodbye to mr,banjo string
where was your mobile at the time
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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corsa_fella
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quote:
and me mobile went off outside the shower which made me jump where i was concentrating so much
it obviously wasnt jammed up my arse ,set to vibrate was it! silly leprachaun
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