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Originally posted by vibrio
22 pages of scooby crap that I can't bearsed reading. post the links to the pics of the pages their on

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Originally posted by Craig W
Well if you've read every shitty post you'd see the guys real identity was revealed, people accessed his photobucket account and got pics of his bird before he could delete them, the thread has been linked to about 15+ forums and he's been spotted by further friends. The thread on scooby net has over 35k views alone so thousands of people have seen his arse... i'd say thats owned.

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Originally posted by LukeGSi
In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.


I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.


At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.


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http://www.deepveininsomnia.com/WHarmageddon.php

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