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Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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2nd Aug 05 at 23:42

Pierre is crossing a bridge in Paris when he sees Thierry standing outside the railing, leaning forward and about to fall.

"Thierry", he calls out, "What are you doing?"

Thierry responds with "I am going to kill myself!"

"Why Thierry, why?" asks Pierre.

"Why? Why? Do you see this bridge Pierre? I have built hundreds of bridges like this one, all throughout France and all of Europe. Yet, do they call me 'Thierry the Bridge Builder'? NO!"

"Yes, but that is no reason to kill yourself, mon ami!", interjects Pierre.

Thierry speaks up again: "Do you see the rooftops all over the skyline? I have built dozens of buildings all over Paris; yet, do they call me 'Thierry the Skyscraper Builder'? NO!

He continues. "But I suck one dick..."

James@CCC

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Registered: 10th Nov 03
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2nd Aug 05 at 23:44