Antz
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History Lesson
Have a history teacher explain this ----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the
White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in
1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in
1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by
'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and
hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
Monroe.
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Edd
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A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn
Monroe.
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Jambo
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Lee harvey oswald did not shoot kennedy
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--Dave--
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A History teacher would tell you to shut up because all they are are coincidences and nothing else. No doubt some of the facts are slightly innacurate to make things seem that little bit stranger
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Ojc
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Who cares they are American
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M2RTY
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sorry but half the stuff on that list is a blatent LIE
hardly anything - dates etc are false
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bree
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
Who cares they are American
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Tom
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bended truth there
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by M2RV H
sorry but half the stuff on that list is a blatent LIE
hardly anything - dates etc are false
Yes the whole 'thing' has been disproved
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