Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a
puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll
give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in
Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply
of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,"I want
those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quite good
Well done paul on your recent joke
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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*takes a well deserved bow*
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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mmm kfc
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Jason Iles
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