leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>>> > > Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
>>> > > A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his
neck &
>>> > > the
>>> > noose.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q. Why do little boys whine?
>>> > > A. Because they're practicing to be men.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>>> > > A. One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to
revolve
>>> around
>>> > him.
>>> > > OR. Three - one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag
>>> > > about
>>> the
>>> > screwing part.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
>>> > > A. Trustworthy.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath &
>>> > calling your name?
>>> > > A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
>>> > > A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?
>>> > > A. To stop the snoring before it starts
>>> > >
>>> > > Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
>>> > > A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q: What is the difference between men and women...
>>> > > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man
wants
>>> > > every
>>> > woman to satisfy his one need.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q: How does a man keep his youth?
>>> > > A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
>>> > >
>>> > > Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
>>> > > A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
>>> > >
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