ed
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If you do you have an inverted penis. All Alfa drives are twats. Period.
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mav
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Jambo
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Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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I had the joy of embarressing one of the GTV is it? Quite nice looking coupe one with a high back??
Anyways, i won end of story
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
I had the joy of embarressing one of the GTV is it? Quite nice looking coupe one with a high back??
Anyways, i won end of story
none of them are quik , so its not worth tossing off over if u beat one
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ed
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Well today, I'm driving down the road, Alfa is about to pull out in front of me, I'm doing 50mph, I beep horn to save him from smashing into me, I then pull into the next road and he tries to bloody drive into me on purpose!!! The also every day I see this guy in another Alfa who drives at about 90mph in a 30 zone overtaking cars down the high street in Beaconsfiled where I work. Also whenever some twat tries to race me (I know) it's always an Alfa driver 3mm from my back bumper. They make BMW X5 drivers look like drivng instructors.
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Jambo
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quote: Originally posted by Hagger
quote: Originally posted by Jambo
I had the joy of embarressing one of the GTV is it? Quite nice looking coupe one with a high back??
Anyways, i won end of story
none of them are quik , so its not worth tossing off over if u beat one

Whos tossing off?
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CorsAsh
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I didn't think you drove an Alfa, more like sit in them waiting for the AA to arrive and tow you to your destination...
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Adam_B
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i drove one once, think ive just about recovered.
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CorsAsh
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Didn't it break down Adam?
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Adam_B
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it did actully, well not properly, but the radio didnt work
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ed
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Well, thats worth an RAC call out
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Tom
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my mate has one he doesn't drive like that all the stereotypes are piss funny imo.
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ed
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A bit like them Corsa drivers, they're all piss stained alcoholic OAP's..... Or Chavs.
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Hagger
quote: Originally posted by Jambo
I had the joy of embarressing one of the GTV is it? Quite nice looking coupe one with a high back??
Anyways, i won end of story
none of them are quik , so its not worth tossing off over if u beat one
I think you'll find that the 147 GTA is the fastest current FWD car 0-100 on the market at the moment
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by Hagger
quote: Originally posted by Jambo
I had the joy of embarressing one of the GTV is it? Quite nice looking coupe one with a high back??
Anyways, i won end of story
none of them are quik , so its not worth tossing off over if u beat one
I think you'll find that the 147 GTA is the fastest current FWD car 0-100 on the market at the moment
beast of a car that, the gtv 3.0 v6's are meant to go well aswell. (and obviously the 156 gta's will be nearly quick as the 147's)
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