Corsa--Combat
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Dont know if this has been posted before!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!
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danny-corsa
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 heard it before though
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Jamie Walby
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Things like that piss me off! They are clearly written by women that are of the opinion that all men are thick etc..... My money is on the type of women that writes these has been divorced because her husband went off with a younger more attractive women therefore making her bitter towards the whole of mankind
Just my opinion though
[Edited on 22-06-2005 by Jamie walby]
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a_j_mair
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MoNkEy MaGiC
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie walby
Things like that piss me off! They are clearly written by women that are of the opinion that all men are thick etc..... My money is on the type of women that writes these has been divorced because her husband went off with a younger more attractive women therefore making her bitter towards the whole of mankind
Just my opinion though
[Edited on 22-06-2005 by Jamie walby]
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Cybermonkey
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Lynny
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