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Author A great philosopher once wrote
Colin
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Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha


There's a guy in the place
He's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer
And he'll vibe about the place like no other man could
He's refined, he's sublime, he makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
But if you know Eezer he's a real crowd pleaser
He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode
You can see that he's mischievious, mysterious and devious
When he circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know he's fun and something of a genius
He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Has anybody got any veras
Lovely
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha

A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha

Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene
Know what I mean, see
He created the vibe
He takes you for a ride and as if by design
The party ignites like he's comin alive
He takes you to the top, shakes you all around
Then back down, you know as he gets mellow
Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move
He glides into your mind with a sunny Hello
A gentleman of leisure, he's there for your pleasure
But go easy on old Eezer he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr. Punchinello
He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused
When you're in town and Ebeneezer is around
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
He gets them all at it, the party starts rocking
The people get excited it's time to shout loud

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Got any salmon Sorted
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Wicked
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode
Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Wicked
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode



[Edited on 03-06-2005 by Colin]
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Ebeneezer Scrooge?
R Lee
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E's are good?
wasn't that the massive hype?

gay imo.
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
E's are good?
wasn't that the massive hype?

gay imo.


E's are great!!

Im just going through some old tunes
R Lee
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gay, just like you.

boy bum lover.
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
gay, just like me.

I love donkey schlong.


Yes we know ffs
R Lee
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i saw a male horse piss once.

it was fucking shocking, like a waterfall
Colin
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did you grab its winkey??
CorsAsh
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I like how they denied that song had any drug references...
R Lee
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i don't think my hands could wrap around it's "winkie".
makes GIRTH seem tiny. this was more than GIRTH, it was King Kong Schlong.
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summary?
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Angie
summary?


Dont grab donkey dick
R Lee
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summary = staffs uni smells
R Lee
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oh and what colin said too ^^^
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
summary = staffs uni smells


yeah I know good job I finished aint it

Oh and i'll stay away from donkeys too
R Lee
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stafford campus is a dump. just like stoke's
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I love that tune
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that tune came on the radio yesterday in work. sunny outside, friday afternoon, was defo a tune to get you up for the weekend on the lash and e's

top tune
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sums up how a saturday night used to be

E's get bad after repeated abuse for years
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
sums up how a saturday night used to be

E's get bad after repeated abuse for years


know what you mean my saturdays are now spent recovering from friday nights abuse of my body


I look like shite the day

 
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