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R Lee
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28th May 05 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
who doesn't....

fancy paul that is.
Paul_J
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28th May 05 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Paul fancies Chavlene


Tis true, She makes me hard.


Opps - Typo'd ... Replace Hard with Sick
Charlene
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28th May 05 at 22:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bothered

[Edited on 28-05-2005 by Charlene]
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene


You laugh now, but you won't be laughing at PVS when I drop kick you in the face







Once again out of boredom I'm terrorising the poor girl Sorry Charlene.
Charlene
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28th May 05 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shame i wont be at PVS
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Shame i wont be at PVS


Me neither

But in spirit we will both be there, and my spirit is gonna spunk on your spirit in the face

[Edited on 28-05-2005 by Paul_J]
Charlene
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28th May 05 at 22:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ok my spirit will look forward to that
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Charlene
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Nice edit
Paul_J
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Smoooth....
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Smooth as a tube of crisps.
Charlene
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28th May 05 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
smooth as a babys bum ....
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Marc
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28th May 05 at 22:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
As smooth as sand paper more like
Paul_J
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28th May 05 at 22:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
As smooth as your mum's Bellend, hanging below her mini skirt - dripping on the floor...

YOU WORK IT OUT!!!
Laney
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28th May 05 at 22:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Does this remind anyone else of Escape to Victory but with even worse acting and no Sly Stallone
Charlene
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28th May 05 at 22:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
As smooth as your mum's Bellend, hanging below her mini skirt - dripping on the floor...

YOU WORK IT OUT!!!


That is far from smooooooth
Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
As smooth as your mum's Bellend, hanging below her mini skirt - dripping on the floor...

YOU WORK IT OUT!!!


That is far from smooooooth


You've touched your mum's Bellend then?
Charlene
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28th May 05 at 23:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
As smooth as your mum's Bellend, hanging below her mini skirt - dripping on the floor...

YOU WORK IT OUT!!!


That is far from smooooooth


You've touched my mum's Bellend then?


No think il leave that for you, you probably already have though
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
As smooth as your mum's Bellend, hanging below her mini skirt - dripping on the floor...

YOU WORK IT OUT!!!


That is far from smooooooth


You've touched my mum's Bellend then?


No think il leave that for you, you probably already have though


I think the question should be - Your mum has a bellend?
Carr
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29th May 05 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
I found this earlier...



What about the one on spliffs in the background

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